Masturbation Jokes Quotes

“a place where hundreds of men had entered for no other purpose than to crank the shank, clean the rifle, jerk the gherkin, make the bald man cry, pound the
flounder, sail the mayonnaise seas, wiggle the walrus, whitewash with Tom
and Huck.”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“a place where hundreds of men had entered for no other purpose than to crank the shank, clean the rifle, jerk the gherkin, make the bald man cry, pound the flounder, sail the mayonnaise seas, wiggle the walrus, whitewash with Tom and Huck.”
― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl

“A guy goes to see his doctor for a physical. The doctor says, “I think you should stop masturbating.” The guy says, “Really? How come?” The doctor says, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
― Nick Drnaso, Beverly

“I'm so antisocial, that whenever I have sex with a woman, I close my eyes and pretend I'm masturbating.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS