Sex Quotes Quotes

“sex is not limited to a place like the bed. It can take place in the bathroom, the kitchen, the garden and even the shed.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.”
― Nenia Campbell, Bound to Accept

“Beds are not the right place for reading, watching TV, discussing daily issues or worrying about the future.
Beds are only good for two things that always go together:
Sleeping and pleasure!”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“Relationships break down not because of a partner’s fling and unfaithfulness, but rather because of the other partner’s overreaction and stubbornness.”
― Mouloud Benzadi

“All you Trump fans are gonna be really pissed off when your condom breaks and your sister can't get an abortion.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

“It's like an itch, isn't it? You can feel it in your throat. You want to scream for me.”
― Nenia Campbell, Bound to Accept

“She’s a natural submissive and she doesn’t have a clue.”
― D.L. Hess, Sir

“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious trouble to get it. That's why laws against rape haven't stopped rape, and why laws against prostitution haven't stopped prostitution, and why men who cheat on their wives would continue to cheat even if it was illegal, and why gay men continue to be gay even in fundamentalist religious countries like Saudi Arabia, where homosexuality is punishable by death.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends: Honest Relationship Advice for Women

“Go ahead, tease them, touch them, bite them, kiss them, lick them, suck them, squeeze them, and love them.” -Herbalist Tracie”
― Herbalist Tracie

“Between your legs
I press my tongue
and watch your
leaves change color”
― Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev, A Fire in the Sunset: A Decade of Love Poems

“If you asked a married man what the one issue is with his relationship, a large majority would answer, “We don’t have sex enough.” And herein lay a significant part of the problem with men who struggle to love. They build relationships on the foundation of physical intimacy instead of emotional intimacy.
-- "Why Men Struggle to Love”
― Eddie Capparucci, Ph.D., LPC

“I thought all you princes wanted was demure virgins you could pluck for the first time."

"Ah, there you have got us all wrong! That seems to be what one is expected to want, especially in a bride. Virginity is overrated. Give me a woman who knows what she wants any day over a simpering and most likely scared innocent.”
― Helen Rygh-Pedersen, The Briar Crown

“Love has more pleasure than sex.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Our Society has become so sex seduced that we jump onto any trends that fill our passions and sexual appetites.”
― Nijiama Smalls, The Black Family's Guide to Healing Emotional Wounds

“What's with all these boner pill commercials urging men to ask their doctors if they're healthy enough for sex?? Unless my unit is in a jar of formaldehyde, I'm good to go.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle, KING OF THE NEW YORK STREETS

“Sex is good, great and excited…. But not in friendships and relationships, only in marriage. When you engaged in sex before or outside marriage, you only suffer disappointment and regrets. Just wait, you will have the full benefit of sex when you married (appropriately).”
― Wisdom Kwashie Mensah, THE HONEYMOON: A SACRED AND UNFORGETTABLE SAVOUR OF A BLISSFUL MARITAL JOURNEY

“Every man should know how to satisfy a woman until she is sexually satisfied. And when he knows, he should strive to ensure his woman is truly satisfied.”
― Habeeb Akande

“Intercourse is an exchange of energy.
With the wrong person
for the wrong reason 
It will leave you lethargy.”
― Ricardo Derose

“while the chilliest Anglo-Saxon repression of sex pretends it simply doesn't exist, Latin repression says it's a filthy fact of life, use it for what it's worth . . . shake it in his face, wear it as a decoy.”
― Aurora Levins Morales, This Bridge Called My Back: Writings by Radical Women of Color

“Then, there is the secret life.
There, alone and in our own realm.
Here, we fantasize about sex, romance,
and being wealthy. No one knows.
Except, when we cross over
and violate societal mores. We betray,
experience relationships that would be scorned
in the other two lives. And to the extent we deviate
from the norms, the greater amount of time
is expended for clandestine pursuits.
And we stay here because it’s addictive.”
― RJ Intindola – (Gandolfo) – 2003

“I Am Not Addicted To Love, However Love Is Addicted To Me, Sex.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Love has no sex, it is gender-less.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Oral sex shall lead to vomiting but not pregnancy.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Sex is a pleasure but deep inside it hurts.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Talking about sex is not rubbish.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Every love proposal is to keep moving forward towards sex.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“A woman and her body is not enough for sex, her pleasure is what makes it lovable.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“The one, who eat the flesh, fuck the more.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after only one.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse