Drinking Quotes Quotes

“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”
― Quentin R. Bufogle

“A couple of hours later, I have a pretty good buzz going and the atmosphere in the room has become almost festive. Sophie’s holding court at the table, telling funny stories to me and Emma and Sharon, who, in the absence of any other customers, has made herself comfortable on a stool and left us to fetch our own drinks. Mike’s standing by the jukebox, putting together a playlist of old-time classics that’s already too long for us to get through before closing time. A few feet away, a decidedly wobbly Amy is standing in the middle of the floor with a pint-glass of wine and belting out the Bonnie Tyler classic Total Eclipse of the Heart. She’s getting the words wrong but singing it with gusto nonetheless.”
― Andy Marr, A Matter of Life and Death

“Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?”
― DON SANTO

“Till death. May our spirits be lighter in death than they are here on Earth.”
― Brian Feehan , Harmony of Lies

“Some people drink to drown their sorrows, other drinks so they can swim in them.”
― Alice Feeney, Daisy Darker

“Whiskey is for doing the impossible, for doing the stupid, the insane. The reckless and the road.”
― Brian Feehan, Harmony of Lies

“Wine will make you whine all the day long.”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo

“Alas, I drinketh and my brain doth shrinketh.”
― Wayne Gerard Trotman

“Daddy, how much you had to drink, quoting the Bible at me?”
― Allie Ray, Children of Promise

“Alcoholism


Also known as Alcohol Dependence Syndrome may modify and influence characteristics of one's behavior producing
a. momentary emotional enhancement, and
b. reduction to anxiety level's that individuals suffering from mood or anxiety disorders may crave. Thus, perpetuating patterns of self- destructive behavior.
Causes of Alcoholism include Depression, Anxiety Disorder, PTSD, Genetic Predisposition, and an Overactive Prefrontal Cortex.
Other Causes may include life turmoil, loss, shitty parents, females, loneliness, females, and…
a. self-awareness of subtle but gradual decay within one’s soul, conditioned by culture, society, and an overstimulated sociological pressure prompted into a state of constant consuming, and
b. realizing that we are just manifested consciousness endowed with temporary control of a meat-slop of atoms flying on a giant rock in infinite space.
Excessive Drinking may cause dizziness, shaking, aggression, sexualized compulsive behavior, vomiting, headaches, slurred speech, and…
looking at your bloody fist after a blackout; then looking at your friend on the floor holding the side of his jaw; then watching your friend get up. walk out and slam the front door, shouting, “Fuck you!”
Benefits of Alcohol include

forgetting.”
― J. Carpenter

“You don’t need to be drunk all the time to become an alcoholic
! . . . It’s that little drink before dinner. That’s what gradually poisons
your whole system ! . . .”
― Eugène Ionesco, Amédée, ya da nasıl başından atarsın onu

“If we take a quick look at the other side of the coin, when water was turned into wine, why should we preach that drinking alcohol is a sin?”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo

“At a party, the guests drink more than the host. The same can be said on the plane, the passengers should have fun and not the pilot. In this case, the pilot is the shepherd of the sheep. The keeper of the flocks.”
― Mwanandeke Kindembo

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happy Hours”
― Kevin Kolenda

“I will be doing two things tonight well . . . 1, Drinking in your establishment and 2, Growing my Hair Long”
― Kevin Kolenda

“Happiness is waking up without a hangover.”
― Jack Freestone

“You start drinking alcohol, then alcohol starts drinking you.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov

“In my experience, drinking is the only way to retain your balls. When I stop drinking for long periods, I am always surprised when I begin drinking again, by how weak I have become. So, when your partner tells you, you cannot drink anymore, you have two choices, to wave the white flag and lose your balls, or fight to get them back.”
― Jack Freestone

“Of all the places, bars are the most intriguing. The world will be a too lousy place to be without bars in it.”
― Bhuwan Thapaliya

“He was so beautiful. But drinking was a sickness that ate away at beautiful things.”
― Cassandra Clare, Chain of Iron

“Look at this drink. I know it, and I like to believe that it knows me. I love it, I fear it, but mostly, I respect it, and in return, it helps me tolerate people. You could say that I worship alcohol”
― Eib Shocky, Lost Seeking Dreams

“Since my body is a temple I try to eat only healthy foods. Then again, I am half-Irish and half-German so I drink a lot of beer too!”
― James Hauenstein

“Life's too short to drink to drink shitty wine,”
― Nick Oliveri

“Peanut shells are not debris, but merely the byproduct of too much revelry...”
― Nanette L. Avery

“Coffee is the toffee that fuels our thoughts.”
― Bhuwan Thapaliya

“Maybe sex with him was a mistake, but on the other hand, some mistakes are like a good margarita—impossible to stop after only one.”
― Chloe Lukas, Joan of Apocalypse

“Every parent knows about the humorous jokes about mama juice, a.k.a. wine, or how at the end of every long day, a glass of cheap wine is a reward. “What about dads, though?” I ask myself. It seems society sends the message that dads can drink, no matter what they do, or they are not manly enough if they can’t handle their liquor. If the game is on, drink. If you are hanging with the guys, drink. Not feeling manly enough? Drink more and drink harder.”
― Steven Kolberg, Reviving Fatherhood: Guiding Every Dad from First Steps to Lasting Legacy

“For me, drinking became a sin issue over a substance issue and it needed to go and be put back to its appropriate place in my life. I am somewhere on this journey. I can feel it as a weight slowing me down, holding me back, and making it so tough to endure and persevere. When I stopped abusing drinking, I experienced freedom in ways I cannot describe but would feel very similar to dropping dead weight when you are running. You get a second wind, you get a pop in your step, and you feel like you can run faster than you ever thought possible.”
― Steven Kolberg, Reviving Fatherhood: Guiding Every Dad from First Steps to Lasting Legacy

“There’s nothing now but these cafés where we meet to drink these cold beverages, these mixed drinks, and the tables are stickier than these sidewalks where our dead shadows from the day before have fallen.”
― Andre Breton; Philippe Soupault, The Magnetic Fields

“…the nature of a plant is not only for the botanist to observe, casually. What if the butterfly only knew fire from the pain of their own division from flight? Have I not liberated more than just the plants & your offspring? Or you wouldn’t have asked. Though I must admit that torture of those already in restraints interests me less & more than you could understand. An immediately inscrutable affliction, I would wish upon no one. The alcohol will await me in heaven, if you so wish, I’m convinced. Arrest me.”
― Joshua Nilles, Involuntary Patriotism & The Breath of God