Meda Melange Quotes

“There’s this guy I came across, not far from here. I thought we could, you know,” he makes a short slashing motion across his neck. “He seems like the kinda guy you’d go for. In a homicidal way, I mean.” “You arranged a murder?” Awww, that’s so sweet.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“And, lastly, there’s a small pack of wide-eyed innocents in awe of my Beacon-ness who follow me around expecting me to perform a miracle any minute. Sometimes I screw up my face like I’m trying. Or constipated.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“He either had a great deal of faith in my ability to escape (fair enough, I do rock), or he’s full of shit – sadly, that’s the more likely option.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“And since when does Hell have royalty? I thought they were all bureaucrats.” “Oh, sweetie,” he says, patronizing. “That’s cute.” “What’s cute?” “That you think celebrity children of powerful people aren’t royalty.” “Are you accusing me of being a Hilton?” I sputter. “Or a, a–” my head might explode, “Kardashian?” “The Hellish equivalent.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“While I’m all delighted joy, she’s angry revenge, which is pretty adorable on a six year-old, even a dead one – like a wet kitten.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“They studied the phenomenon at Harvard.” “They studied soul-stealing at Harvard?” “What else do you think they do in business school? In any case, it’s called the Ikea effect.” “As in furniture?”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“Ah well, no rest for the wicked and all that. I’ll just have to kill him myself.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“And, like Christmas, Armand has brought gifts. But he is no fat, sweet Santa Claus who rewards the nice; he is the Lord of Misrule, the Abbot of Unreason in charge of scandalous fun.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“Superhero Meda establishing gender-equality one almost-kiss at a time!”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed

“Me can read good.”
― Eliza Crewe, Crushed