Microwave Quotes

“Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it’s a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it’s a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did.”
― James S.A. Corey, Abaddon’s Gate

“I watched the cheese melt in the microwave—along with the surrounding plastic. I forgot to take it out of its package before use, just like my golf game.”
― Jarod Kintz, To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“I can melt steel, fucker, I'll microwave your guts and punch them our your asshole.”
― Garth Ennis, The Boys, Volume 6: The Self-Preservation Society

“I was recently inside a hospital that had gone wireless and it was a forest of microwave antennas! It is sad that the medical profession is in the process of becoming expert on microwave radiation sickness due to willfully inducing it into their own staff!”
― Steven Magee

“Wealth-building is a crockpot, not a microwave.”
― Dave Ramsey

“Nowadays films and television are what I like to call "Microwave Media". I like mine in the oven, giving the production time to simmer; get the juices flowing, and cooked to perfection. And that takes time. Slow, precious, tempered time. A script is a film's recipe. It's just a piece of paper to the novice cook, but even a recipe needs time to be perfected before it's given to the masses.”
― Solange nicole

“When the government will not let you submit evidence about the known toxicity of cell phone towers to public planning hearings, you know that you are dealing with a blatantly rigged system.”
― Steven Magee

“Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity is the tip of the iceberg whereas sickness and disease is the entire iceberg.”
― Steven Magee

“The man-made electromagnetic environment is overloaded and has been so for decades.”
― Steven Magee

“You are the colonel of your life. Full stop. But your feeling of inadequacy isn’t a high enough frequency to make the thought pop.”
― Curtis Tyrone Jones

“Do not 5G me!”
― Steven Magee

“You should be concerned about 5G wireless radiation.”
― Steven Magee

“Doctors are one of the most exposed professions to wireless radiation.”
― Steven Magee

“A cell phone company transmitter is just like mounting a microwave oven up on a pole with its protective door removed. Would you willfully stand next to a microwave oven in operation with no door on it?”
― Steven Magee

“Quick note here: if this crush–slash–swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach; if you’ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you’ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.”
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves