Mondays Quotes

“So. Monday. We meet again.

We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
― Julio-Alexi Genao

“One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.”
― Becca Ann, Reasons I Fell for the Funny Fat Friend

“There are no miracles on Mondays.”
― Amy Neftzger, The Orphanage of Miracles

“The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because there can be nothing worse.”
― Kenneth Fearing, The Big Clock

“The only good Monday is an Almost-Tuesday.”
― Julio-Alexi Genao

“Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.”
― Lou Brutus

“When my phone chimes with a text message on Monday morning, I'm still in that dreamy state between sleep and awake where you can pretty much convince yourself of anything. Like that a teen Mick Jagger is waiting in your driveway to take you to school. Or that your favorite book series ended with an actual satisfying conclusion, instead of what the author tried to pass off as a satisfying conclusion.”
― Jessica Brody, A Week of Mondays

“This is proof that Monday wants me dead...Wednesday wouldn't do this to me. It's laid back. Friday actually likes me! But Monday is a bitter, backstabbing treacherous day." - Thradly the Goblin.”
― Arthur Daigle, Goblin Stories

“The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will heighten your celebration, of not being them.”
― Robert Black

“Most people hate Mondays because most people do not know the incredible beauty of being simply existed in any day whatsoever!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“Понеделникът пристигна като товарен влак, дълъг километър и половина и пълен с радиоактивни отпадъци."

"Чернова", Рандал Силвис”
― Randall Silvis, Two Days Gone

“When it's only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his whatsapp is going every two minutes with pointless pictures taking up all of the space on his phone.”
― C.S. Woolley

“There are many Mondays to go before I die. I may as well look forward to them.”
― Trevor Carss

“Thady begins his memoirs of the Rackrent Family by dating MONDAY MORNING, because no great undertaking can be auspiciously commenced in Ireland on any morning but MONDAY MORNING. 'Oh, please God we live till Monday morning, we'll set the slater to mend the roof of the house. On Monday morning we'll fall to, and cut the turf. On Monday morning we'll see and begin mowing. On Monday morning, please your honour, we'll begin and dig the potatoes,' etc.

All the intermediate days, between the making of such speeches and the ensuing Monday, are wasted: and when Monday morning comes, it is ten to one that the business is deferred to THE NEXT Monday morning. The Editor knew a gentleman, who, to counteract this prejudice, made his workmen and labourers begin all new pieces of work upon a Saturday.”
― Maria Edgeworth, Castle Rackrent

“So, now I am left with two unfortunate facts in my life. Mondays are creepy Chuck day, and even my mother thinks I’m getting desperate in the man department.”
― Lindsay Detwiler, Without You

“Perhaps one day we can all be genetically altered to think of Mondays as backwards Fridays?”
― Neil Leckman

“But it was time for Monday morning. The great arbiter of fresh starts and calendars stretching for days on end. Office workers in Park Avenue corner offices and pattern makers in Garment District walk-ups were drunk with the possibility of a whole week set before them like a new school year to a class full of wide-eyed kindergarteners. The idea that there was so much time to make things happen.”
― Susie Orman Schnall, The Subway Girls

“I'm sorry I'm late." Kay smiled and didn't look the least bit sorry. "Everything takes longer then you think it does on Monday. Even if I pretend it's Tuesday It doesn't seem to help. I don't know why. Would you like some coffee?”
― Nora Roberts, Truly, Madly Manhattan: Local Hero / Dual Image

“Mondays are like the first day in school — you have everything but confidence.”
― Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu