Multi Level Marketing Quotes

“Rule number one on a dance floor: if you see that girl who smiles for no reason, gives you boobs-pressing hugs, compliments you, and encourages you to keep on dancing, then she is an event promoter or a multilevel marketing agent”
― Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

“When I was a little boy my daddy told me to sell pots and pans. He said it's good stuff. Makes you LIVE LONGER. By the time I was 22 I really didn't want to live very long at all....”
― Dmitry Dyatlov

“Same with Market America, but we won’t get into the CEO yelling at a tombstone at a conference telling him ‘get up! I have an opportunity for you!”
― Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

“He slammed the back of the plastic chair and stormed off. “Nobody wants to join your fucking pyramid scheme!!!”
― Ian Schrauth, The Opportunity: A Novella

“When we're so caught up in a culture of consumerism [and that is precisely what network marketing is, consumption as a cult] images of people smiling in cars, happy homes and holidays, triggers deep feelings of insecurity.”
― Nick van der Leek, Two Face: The man underneath Christopher Watts