Narc Quotes

“What’s a TH?”
“A Traffic Hazard,” Heeb clarified.
“Oh you mean because the woman is so hot she’ll take your eyes off the road?” Narc confirmed.
“Exactly.”
― Zack Love, Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“The official recruiting process for their posse began. Because Carlos, Narc, and Trevor each had high SQs, Heeb and Evan reasoned that adding the three to their group would raise the average SQ of each group member (much the way that colleges recruit individuals with higher test scores to increase the average test scores of their matriculated students).”
― Zack Love, Sex in the Title: A Comedy about Dating, Sex, and Romance in NYC

“I am a big Disney fan and there is always a dark side of every story. In NarcWorld we have plenty to learn.”
― Tracy Malone

“You don't know if you have been denied heaven or spared from hell.”
― Tracy A. Malone

“What a journey it’s been. It’s one narc after the next. These narcs keep approaching me and asking if I needed an archetypal old man in my life. What happened, by the way? Why did we stop using the word narc? Do we think narcs don’t exist? And that there’s no such thing as psy-ops? And that people from the bad side are unable to pose as a member of your good side? Why are all of us so nervous about admitting that psy-ops are real? Do all of us believe that psy-ops conspiracy fuckery is equal to lizard people and nanobot vaccines? The GSN blasted its classic rotten archetype, fnordz, holomultigraphic interfacing proscenium arch eristic analytical overlays.”
― Chase Griffin, How To Play A Necromancer's Theremin