Night Vale Pulic Library Quotes

“The study found widespread dissatisfaction with our town's public library, and, when considering the facts, it's easy to see why. The public computers for Internet use are outdated and slow. The lending period of fourteen days is not nearly long enough to read lengthier books, given the busy schedule of all our lives. The fatality rate is also well above the national average for public libraries.”
― Joseph Fink, Mostly Void, Partially Stars

“The library will be under a sort of renovation. It is not important what kind of renovation.”
― Joseph Fink, Mostly Void, Partially Stars

“For your own safety, do not attempt to open a book until we have more information on the nature and cause of these problems.”
― Joseph Fink, Mostly Void, Partially Stars