No Pants Quotes

“Gil: Is your mind always in the gutter?
Zeetha: - asks the man with no pants.”
― Phil Foglio

“She regarded Arthur with the corners of her eyes as she drove, noting that he was wearing a seatbelt, even though there was no more law requiring him to do so. There was no seatbelt around her, and in truth if she was the van's only occupant there wouldn't be any pants either.”
― M.P. Fitzgerald, A Happy Bureaucracy