Pants Quotes

“I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants.”
― Kiera Cass, The Selection

“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”
― Anne Bishop, Queen of the Darkness

“Beauty can be wearing out easily, like glitzy pants, slowly waning through the tiredness of age, the fickleness of neglect, the boredom of habit, or the revenge of poor treatment. ("Absence of beauty was like hell")”
― Erik Pevernagie

“It's a miracle I was able to get out of the house today. It's a miracle I'm even wearing pants, a double miracle I remembered to wear shoes.”
― Lauren Oliver, Delirium

“Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on.
-Annik Marchand”
― Ann Brashares, Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood

“Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants.”
― Mark Hamill

“Yeah, but they're PURPLE pants," Bobby said as if that made some kind of distinction. "Hence, I'm awesome.”
― Amanda Hocking, Wisdom

“...It's like trying to fit an octopus into a pair of tuxedo pants. And not a plain octopus at that, but an octopus that doesn't even exist.”
― Arkady Strugatsky, Definitely Maybe

“She wore trousers, because skirts were stupid, and boots, 'cuz stuff needed to be kicked.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self

“From time to time, you may see a girl wearing her black opaque tights as pants. They are, in fact, not.”
― Nina Garcia, The One Hundred: A Guide to the Pieces Every Stylish Woman Must Own

“I am concussed,' I announced, entirely sure of my self-diagnosis.
''You're fine,' Takumi said as he jogged back towards me. ''Let's get out of here before we're killed.''
''I'm sorry,' I said. ''But I can't get up. I have suffered a mild concussion.''
Lara ran out and sat down next to me.
''Are you OK?''
''I am concussed,'' I said.
Takumi sat down with me and looked me in the eye. ''Do you know what happened to you?''
''The beast got me.''
''Do you know where you are?''
''I'm on a triple-and-a-half date.''
''You're fine,'' Takumi said. ''Let's go.''
And then I leaned forward and threw up on Lara's pants.”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“Originality is putting its pants on while orthodoxy is ready to deliver.”
― Santosh Kalwar

“Malcolm looked like the perfect battlefield commander, except for the fact that he'd forgotten his pants. His red briefs made quite a statement with his sword and leather cuirass.”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“He paused a foot away, and frowned. 'Dresses aren't good for flying, ladies.'

Nesta didn't reply.

He lifted a brow. 'No barking and biting today?'

But Nesta didn't rise to meet him, her face still drained and sallow. 'I've never worn pants,' was all she said.

I could have sworn concern flashed across Cassian's features. But he brushed it aside and drawled. 'I have no doubt you'd start a riot if you did.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Wings and Ruin

“The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants!”
― Mark Hewer

“If it had two legs and belt-loops, it was a pair of pants. Never mind the color.”
― Stephen King, The Stand

“Your Honor, I always wear pants. And on the night in question, instead of wearing them underneath, I wore them just like men do, based on my perfect civil right to do so, on the OUTSIDE

(After getting arrested for wearing pants)”
― Luisa Capetillo

“Take off they pants, I say, and men look like frogs to me. No matter how you kiss 'em, as far as I'm concern frogs is what they stay.”
― Alice Walker, The Color Purple

“So what’s the rule of thumb? Some say you should always match your socks to your shoes. Others say you should always match your socks to your pants. The correct answer is pants. And so in the case of jeans and brown shoes, I would go with navy socks.
One note on sock-and-pant etiquette: if you’re wearing socks with dress pants, you should reveal no leg skin. It’s like a bare midriff: you don’t want to see it. It’s different if you’re wearing shoes without socks, which is fine in casual settings.”
― Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn's Fashion Bible

“If the seat of our pants are worn thin, it’s probably because we’ve been flying by the seat of them far too long.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“When in the presence of a USA law enforcement, remember that sudden moves, running away, driving away, moving towards them, not following instructions, having a gun, and pulling up your pants may get you legally killed.”
― Steven Magee

“Plants are the ultimate symbols of life.”
― Jessica Marie Baumgartner, Walk Your Path: A Magical Awakening

“If we call shorts (shorts).. shouldn't we call pants (longs)?”
― Anthony Liccione

“She regarded Arthur with the corners of her eyes as she drove, noting that he was wearing a seatbelt, even though there was no more law requiring him to do so. There was no seatbelt around her, and in truth if she was the van's only occupant there wouldn't be any pants either.”
― M.P. Fitzgerald, A Happy Bureaucracy

“I have a great longing for trousers, and if I ask you in time maybe you can put in a little sequence with the trousers? Maybe her dressed as soldier, going to Napoleon's tent at night or something. I'm sorry not to contribute anything more but it is merely to remind you about the trousers. Trousers - girls in trousers. Pressed trousers. Girls. Trousers, trousers.”
― Barry Paris, Garbo

“Can we stop talking about my pants, please?”
― Ian Slatter, Danny Mann Super Fan

“It took me a while to figure out why I was frequently almost pooping my pants! It eventually emerged it was an abrupt increase in solar radiation levels that was triggering diarrhea to occur.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“Pants adapt perfectly to this era of female progress

(From "Mi Opinion")”
― Luisa Capetillo

“Hands in the pockets of apathy never leave the pants of mediocrity.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Do you want a reward?” Sato purred. “I’ve got one in my pants for you.”

“Okay, that’s disgusting.” Moses suddenly turned on Sato. “The fuck is wrong with you? She’s basically my sister-in-law at this point.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner