Diarrhea Quotes

“It becomes evident that Olmo hasn't really been spotting his underwear, at least not with blood. Azzy has messed with his gullibility.
Dad shoots Azzy a we'll-talk-about-this-later look. "Olmo, diarrhea and periods are very different things."
Azzy smiles maliciously. "Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans.”
― Mya Robarts, The V Girl: A Coming of Age Story

“It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Dad climbs down from the table and sits on his cart. “Olmo, men don’t have periods.” “Eh? The brown spots I have in my underpants … Azzy told me I should get a tampon and—” Azalea plays innocent. “I never said such a thing.”
― Mya Robarts

“This was Jonan's boat. She had helped Nan Seller dose his entire crew against the annual diarrhea outbreak known as the "winter runs”
― Sarah Zettel, Kingdom of Cages

“Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

“Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.”
“And?”
“And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.”
“And after?”
“Diarrhea, of course.”
― Douglas Preston, Still Life With Crows

“there was nothing wrong: just a touch of the back-door trots - not the flux, for there was no sign of blood, no spotting in the mustard. 'I know how to take care o' myself: not the first time I've had a run of the squitters and collywobbles.”
― Amitav Ghosh, Sea of Poppies

“After several extreme very high altitude night shifts, returning to sea level and exposure to increased oxygen and bright sunlight would bring on intestinal pains and diarrhea after eating the first large meal.”
― Steven Magee

“To rely on luck and confront a lion is a suicide mission. You have to be a ‘lion’ to combat a lion. Even a lion suffering from diarrhea and anorexia is still a formidable opponent.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“The golden rules of eating from the unlimited food buffet: 1. Eat the hot food, as it is the least likely to food poison you. 2. Avoid the cold food, as it may have bacterial contamination. 3. Wash your hands after eating, as they may have bacterial contamination from the handles of the food ladles.”
― Steven Magee

“Free food samples today, free diarrhea tomorrow!”
― Steven Magee

“Mark’s orange shit-filled Niagara would, in contrast to that amazing trinity of falls at the convergence of Ontario and New York, come in sharp bursts which made his asshole feel like someone was welding it shut before firing a laser-bomb through it.”
― Alwyn Lau, Jampi

“There’s a rumble in your tum,
That makes you feel glum,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

There’s a feeling in your rear,
That fills you with fear,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Then it comes out of your bum,
Like a bullet from a gun,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.

Discovered and remastered by Max Tew and Seb Howarth”
― Jane Wilson-Howarth, How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling

“President Trump has a bad case of ‘Twitter Diarrhea’.”
― Steven Magee

“Cola and pizza was my first daytime meal after a week of extreme night shifts, followed by explosive diarrhea!”
― Steven Magee

“High CPAP pressures would cause Aerophagia, upsetting my gastrointestinal system.”
― Steven Magee

“Are you a clean or dirty wiper?”
― Steven Magee

“There was another form of radiation sickness I was experiencing. It was solar radiation induced diarrhea! Probably the most unpleasant form, as it was the most frequent form of radiation sickness I would see.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“It took me a while to figure out why I was frequently almost pooping my pants! It eventually emerged it was an abrupt increase in solar radiation levels that was triggering diarrhea to occur.”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“Researching solar radiation would have me running to the bathroom with severe intestinal pains and diarrhea!”
― Steven Magee, Magee’s Disease

“I had diarrhea and abdominal pain. It started in January 2018 after a strange non-contagious flu-like sickness during the new year. I was not the only one to get this sickness, it was one of the worst flu seasons in modern history.”
― Steven Magee

“Malnutrition is a plague in the elderly.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue

“One of the worst health conditions I have experienced was fecal urgency!”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

“My favorite kind of being sick is probably diarrhea.”
― Dakota Hall