Shitty Quotes

“Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.”
― Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading

“My shitty book, no one is going to read, about a total asshole and a completely fucked up world.”
― Scott T. Evans, Foxavier and Plinka

“Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Those shitty fucks.... don't stop spamming.”
― Deyth Banger

“I know. But honestly? Sometimes it's the only word that works.”
― Colleen Oakley, Close Enough to Touch

“Life is a shitty fucker.”
― Deyth Banger, How to Talk to Anyone

“Shit will happen. Don't stop eating.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“You have to be like a worm to go through shit.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Every bum can throw some shit.”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“The shit once descends into the colon, will refuse to go back. You have to face the shit. Think well before you speak”
― Vineet Raj Kapoor

“Now when I think my boss is a shithead, I can actually do something about it. I love being my own boss!”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“As a noun, shit can pretty much be anything. It's one of the most versatile words in this dicktionary.

For instance, 'While I was shitting, my roommate was yelling some shit from the other room about how I always leave my work shit on the table.”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“Shitting is normal – being normal is shitty.”
― Sino Melo