Shitty People Quotes

“Why do shitty people always brag about being good at trolling? Troll is just another word for asshole. What kind of antisocial sociopath is proud of being an asshole?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert

“My actions, my sequences of life are not determined by you and your shitty mood and needs. You may ignore me at times and happily laugh with me when you like, but remember I am not a child's toy with which people like you can trifle with to enjoy, rather you are the one standing with dirt, hatred, and envious heart which is thrashed and bashed by people already smarter than you and theirs with those who outsmart them and so this cycle repeats and you are lost, as always.”
― Saksham Minocha

“As a noun, shit can pretty much be anything. It's one of the most versatile words in this dicktionary.

For instance, 'While I was shitting, my roommate was yelling some shit from the other room about how I always leave my work shit on the table.”
― Erika M. Weinert, Cursing with Style: A Dicktionary of Expletives

“God is responsible for your shit but he is not responsible for its color.”
― P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Evangelicals are the shitty people Jesus warned you about.”
― Oliver Markus malloy, Atheism Memes: 40 Reasons Why I'm An Atheist

“In the beginning Arsenio was a nice guy,” said a former show staff member. “But the more successful he became, the more spoiled and greedy he became; And the more successful the show got, the more arrogant he got. When he started out, he was happy to have any guest on the show that was available. Now he’s so arrogant he truly believes Warren Beatty is ‘lucky to have his ass on my couch,’ as he once told several of us.”

“Arsenio thinks he deserves bigger names,” another show staffer continues. “He doesn’t understand they’re guests. He thinks he’s doing them a favor, not vice versa. But the main thing about Arsenio is that he’s become very lazy where the show’s concerned.”

“He claims to watch the show three times after it’s taped? Bullshit. He doesn’t have time. He claims to do the research, the booking. He claims to do everything. But it’s arrogance out of control. He is given the introduction and the background, the pre-interview questions with answers, but he never reads the material. If he would just do the minimum (of work required), he would be fine, but he’s got that movie deal with Paramount, and believes he eventually coast on being the next Eddie Murphy.”
― Arsenio Hall, Arsenio: A Memoir