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“When I was sixteen, my father said "You can do anything you want with your life, you just need the will to work hard and get it." - That's when I decided when I die, all of you remember me for the life I live(d), not the money I made.”
― Avicii
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“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”
― Heavy (TF2)
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“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.”
― Soldier (TF2)
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Gordon Korman
“Even though I can’t stand the guy, at that moment, I actually relate to him a little bit. He may be the worst teacher in the world, but we have something in common.

He has anger management problems too.”
― Gordon Korman, The Unteachables: A Hilarious Novel About a Class of Misfits and Mayhem for Children

“Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings; blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.”
― Sniper (TF2)
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“Then (Sun Tzu) used his fighting money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.”
― Soldier (TF2)
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“The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.”
― 4erte64
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“c u there”
― VaryenVulpyne
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“Help!”
― Richard
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“Emma Down!”
― Sugar
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“The murderer fell of the building, and dided”
― Tina
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“I'm the flanker from typical colors”
― Nick
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“Is it better to at least create the opportunity for something special to happen, or to slink back into the shadows?”
― Dauch "Shrugger" Shruger
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“You as a leader, are only good, but, as long as you push yourself to be better, you will be greater among the rest”
― Joshua Shephard
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“At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead.”
― Sniper (TF2)
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“If that don't work, use more guns. Like this; heavy caliber-tripod mounted-little old number designed by me, built by me; and you best hope, not pointed at you.”
― Engineer (TF2)
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“The grass grows, sun shines, birds fly - and brother; I hurt people.”
― Scout (TF2)
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“What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?”
― Demoman (TF2)
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“(Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell.”
― Demoman (TF2)
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“(Scout) I kill plenty of spies, a dime a dozen back-stabbing scumbags, like you, no offence.
(Spy) If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me.”
― Spy (TF2)
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“(Scout) What are you; the president of his fan club?
(Spy) No. That would be your mother, and now he's here to fuck US, so listen up boy; or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.”
― Spy (TF2)
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“Lets go practice medicine..”
― Medic (TF2)
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“In my medical opinion THE HEAVY IS DEAD!”
― Medic (TF2)
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“One shutters to imagine what lies behind that inhuman mask. Dreams of chronic, and sustained cruelty..”
― Spy (TF2)
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“I fear no man, but that 'Thing'? It scares me..”
― Heavy (TF2)
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Jane Washington
“Do you want a reward?” Sato purred. “I’ve got one in my pants for you.”

“Okay, that’s disgusting.” Moses suddenly turned on Sato. “The fuck is wrong with you? She’s basically my sister-in-law at this point.”
― Jane Washington, Tourner