Office Work Quotes

“I'd commit war crimes for horchata, you don't wanna know what I'd do to never return to the office.”
― stained hanes, 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“But it seems to Samuel that all the school is preparing them for is to sit quietly and fake that they're working. To feign the appearance of concentration when in fact they're checking sports scores or e-mail or watching videos or spacing out. And come to think of it, maybe this is the most important lesson the school could teach them about the American workplace: how to sit calmly a your desk and surf the internet and not go insane.”
― Nathan Hill, The Nix