Old School Witch Quotes

“I took a long slurp of the instant coffee, just to annoy him some more. “Mmm. Unpretentious and perfectly pleasant. What a way to start the day.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“Greg pulled an energy bar from his pocket and unwrapped it; as usual, he was too hungry to wait for a proper meal.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“I think all of the Montagues lived here in the sixties.  I’m sure I remember Pru telling me once about her mam and dad compelling the Beatles to play a secret gig in Riddler’s Edge.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“Dusk was soon to become darkness, but who wanted to be at home with their feet up in front of the telly when they could be driving around in a creepy forest?”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“As he and the band performed, fans of his puzzles threw their underwear onto the small stage. Fans of his singing were far more sedate, asking him for autographs when the performance ended, and politely enquiring if they could buy him a drink. Yes, I thought it might be the other way around, too.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“Confused, I jumped out of bed and opened up the doors. The broom flew straight at me, tapping me lightly on the behind. “What the …?” I spun around, like a dog chasing its tail, trying to get a better look at the thing.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“Everything you make is the best, Abby.  Which is weird, because Aisling has not inherited your talent in the kitchen.”
“Hey,” I protested. “I’ll have you know I’m very good at dialling for pizza.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“The lights had been shut off for the ceremony, and torches had been brought in – when I say torches, I mean the creepy kind with flames, rather than the useful kind with batteries.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch

“It’s a truth universally acknowledged that evil people really like the sounds of their own voices.”
― A.A. Albright, Old-School Witch