Penny Reid Quotes

“I've learned that the more people I love — and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love — the happier I am.”
― Penny Reid, Friends Without Benefits

“If I told you I love you now
How many seconds would it take
How long would you allow
All that I am to break
I turn away
Before you can see
How badly I need you to stay
With me”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“We’re taking it a hundred miles north. That’s a hundred miles closer to where you are. I’ve decided units and measurements of distance are bullshit. With you there are only two distances that matter:
Here.
Not here.
You are not here.”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“If she doesn't learn about data structures at home, she'll just learn about it on the streets." Sandra laughed. This was Greg's stock answer for all the age-inappropriate activities he tried to teach the kids. Most of them were odd, but benign, like computer programming. However some - like coaching them to win every argument by declaring, That sounds like something Hitler would say -were much less benign.”
― Penny Reid, Happily Ever Ninja

“Hallmark handsome”
― Penny Reid, A Very Beardy Christmas: Winston Brother Bonus Content, #10

“Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will get Satan for Christmas.”
― Penny Reid, A Very Beardy Christmas: Winston Brother Bonus Content, #10