Punch Line Quotes (6 quotes)

“We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

tags: affection, conversation, curiosity, fascination, females, funny, funny-but-true, humor, intrigue, males, men, mystery, nuts, punch-line, punchline, relationships, sense-of-humor, understanding, women, wondering

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“That’s no little kid. That’s Jason Steed, the biggest damn hero you will ever see!”
― Mark A. Cooper, Fledgling

tags: biggest, damn, hero, heroes, kid, punch-line

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“An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.”
― Criss Jami, Killosophy

tags: assumptions, comedian, comedy, discernment, feelings, funny, funny-but-true, guess, humor, hypothesis, intelligence, intuition, joke, judgment, knowledge, prejudgment, punch-line, punchline, satire, shock, surprise, truth, unpredictable, wisdom

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“Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she'd be laughing at them.

-Darling's thoughts”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of Silence

tags: bitch, fate, humor, punch-line

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“He told the joke, but I saw the punch line coming early and was able to dodge it before it hit me. There's nothing funny about being hit by something you saw before it arrived.”
― Jarod Kintz, Me and memes and memories

tags: humor, joke, punch-line

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“Every good punch-line comes from being punched.”
― Maureen Muldoon , Spiritual Vixen's Guide to an Unapologetic Life

tags: funny, humor, life-lessons, punch-line

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