Puns Smart Quotes

“I'm not smart logical or have common sense but I have puns”
― HyperBannanas YT

“Snailed it! Tough as Snails! You are a champignon! Escargot for it! You are always meant to be moving forward. Keep inching ahead.”
― Sabrina Moyle, Escargot for It!: A Snail’s Guide to Finding Your Own Trail & Shell-ebrating Success

“WATCH FOR POGO’S ABOUNDING SCHTICK
In February of 1957, Rich earned his next leave to visit Gail. The news did the job of making Gail’s choice glad.
She offered to meet him at the airport and watched curiously as he stepped off the plane wearing his casual blue airman suit.
“Nonstop?” Gail asked.
“Of course.”
“How does one get off a nonstop flight, Mr. Air Force, if it doesn’t ever stop?”
Rich stopped and looked Gail over. He didn’t get her joke.
“You have luggage?” she asked.
“Yes. One case. Over this direction.” He took her arm and led her down the corridor.
“Have you ever lost your luggage?”
“No. I haven’t flown commercially much.”
“I hear you can sue the airlines if they lose your baggage.”
“Oh?”
“Yes, but there’s no guarantee that you’ll win your case.” Gail skipped in front of her boyfriend and laughed in his face.
“What are you talking about, girl? I have no intention of suing the airlines.”
Gail’s teasing ceased. Rich obviously had no sense of humor. At least not her kind. Sobered, she let him take the lead.”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“YOU’RE STUCK WITH YOUR DEBT IF YOU CAN’T BUDGE IT”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“MAKE ALL THE POUR DECISIONS YOU WANT”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“BIRDS MAKE TRICKY ESCAPES WHEN THINGS GO AFOWL”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“TO THE ONE WHO INVENTED ZED, ZERO, AND NAUGHT, THANKS FOR NOTHING”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch

“SEE DANCERS ON POINTE COMPETE IN THE BALL ARENA”
― Lynn Byk, The Fearless Moral Inventory of Elsie Finch