Raistlin Skelley Quotes

“What I had once thought to be a clever business name had now become a gigantic pain in my ass.”
― Raistlin Skelley, Neighborhood Watch: Short Stories

“I could see the reflection of all the horrible things he was responsible for flicker across his eyes like a tv screen. He didn't have to say anything after that. I knew I was fucked.”
― Raistlin Skelley, Neighborhood Watch: Short Stories

“Why did your parents name you Montana if you're from Michigan?

Why did your parents name you Tripper if you're from Earth?”
― Raistlin Skelley, The Five Year Trip

“She was abducted by clowns once." The words flowed as coolly out of Penn's mouth as if he just said what he was going to have for lunch.”
― Raistlin Skelley, The Five Year Trip