Reborn As A Vending Machine Quotes

“She has a perfect body, and she's supposed to be sexy, but it doesn't turn me on. She has an ethereal sort of look to her, as though I'm looking at a piece of art. There is no carnal desire there -- just a bewitching beauty.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“I feel like she's more cut out to be an employee at the inn than a hunter risking life and limb for money, but I'm sure she has her own thoughts on that.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“I have no arms to hold her as she sobs, and I don't have a mouth to give her words of comfort -- but from the bottom of my heart, I'm glad I met you. And I'm happy I could meet you again, Lammis.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“Ah, crap. Only the lowest beasts would ever harm a vending machine. Doesn't it understand my functional yet artistic beauty?”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“What about these fried things . . . ? Ohhh, god, these have a simple taste, but I just can't stop!”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“A bear and a vending machine in a small room. Of course, if he doesn't start talking, we won't get anywhere.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1