Vending Machine Quotes

“Believe in the vending machine. Become the vending machine. I am a vending machine. I will understand my body!”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“Meanwhile, as I think about dumb stuff, the situation is getting worse.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“Vending innovation isn't dead. Some machines use facial recognition software to guess which drink you're in the mood for (based mostly on your gender and the time of day, I was told). Iris and I always liked to stop at the machine on the Nakano Station platform that dispensed slushy iced drinks like cocoa-strawberry, matcha, and Ramune. (Ramune is a soda known for its unusual bottle, which has a glass marble in the neck, and for coming in various flavors like orange, red, and blue, all of which taste the same to me.)”
― Matthew Amster-Burton, Pretty Good Number One: An American Family Eats Tokyo

“Elspeth died while Robert was standing in front of a vending machine watching tea shoot into a small plastic cup.”
― Audrey Niffenegger, Her Fearful Symmetry

“Ah, crap. Only the lowest beasts would ever harm a vending machine. Doesn't it understand my functional yet artistic beauty?”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1

“A bear and a vending machine in a small room. Of course, if he doesn't start talking, we won't get anywhere.”
― Hirukuma, Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, Vol. 1