Retard Quotes

“Retaliation retards your excellence. Nelson Mandela would not have been named as a great man if not for his courage to forgive those who schemed and plotted it for him to spend those 10000 bitter days in prison.”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“He loves to hide, but only if you take the time to find him. And while I suspect that's true for most people, only a retard or a kid would admit it.”
― Peter Hedges, What's Eating Gilbert Grape

“The cosmos stands amazed at just how dumb Planet Dumb is. With an uncanny talent for error, humanity has at every crossroads taken the wrong path. Humanity is the species guaranteed to choose wrongly. What else would you expect in a Dunning-Kruger world? Ignorance reigns supreme. Everyone is part of the Dumbageddon Conspiracy.”
― Ranty McRanterson, Full Retard: The Dumbest Just Got Dumber

“Don’t be retarded; excellence is “status quo discarded”. Look ahead and don’t see the little things you do now as the final products to ever stand out of your personal actions!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“A smart radiation researcher realizes that the unsavory characters that they encounter during their research are likely radiation affected zombies.”
― Steven Magee

“Pour les gens qui vous entourent, vous n'êtes jamais là, toujours en retard ou en avance d'une seconde sur leur temps.”
― René Barjavel, Le Voyageur imprudent

“Orange is a cute color”
― some dumbass i guess