Romance Comedy Quotes

“She drew in a breath. “So I have
this thing I do before sex. A test. An ‘Is He Inhaler Worthy?’
test.”
He just stared at her. “There’s a test. Before sex.”
“Yes. And I should tell you, not many pass.”


“Chloe?”
“Yeah?”
“I’d be worth the inhaler,” he said, then forced himself to walk away into the night.”
― Jill Shalvis, Head Over Heels

“, then why do you always forget that I love you very much? I love you very much, so even though it’s indeed true that there are girls who are taller than you, slimmer than you, prettier than you, more clever, gentle and sensible than you in this world, but they are all none of my business.”
― Zhao Gangan, To Our Pure Little Beauty

“Nothing ends a first date faster than finding a dead body.”
― Katherine Bacher, Capture Me

“Abbey was born to sophistication, whereas I was more Barbara than Buckingham Palace Windsor.”
― Samantha Tonge, Doubting Abbey

“I am a down-to-earth gentleman who will never, under any circumstances, resemble some sort of romantic hero like Mr Darcy. ”
― Samantha Tonge, Doubting Abbey

“My breath catches in my throat as a chill makes me shiver, leaving gooseflesh in its wake. My eyes latch on to his, pleading with him to kiss me.”
― Heather M. Orgeron, Boomerangers

“Someone's stirring up trouble in Roxy's world.”
― Katherine Bacher, Crush On You

“Only thing worse than a tapper is a jiggler or a hummer. You find a man that does any of those things and you run don't walk away, because if you get locked in a room with him, eventually you're gonna have to kill him.”
― Janet Evanovich