Semen Quotes (12 quotes)

“It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: abortion, abortions, adage, adages, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, come, conceive, conception, condom, condoms, contraceptive, contraceptives, deep, dictum, dictums, ejaculate, ejaculation, epigram, epigrams, gnome, gnomes, human, human-beings, humanity, humans, humor, humour, insightful, made-me-think, make-you-think, maxim, maxims, miscarriage, miscarriages, orgasm, orgasms, people, pleasure, population, pregnancy, pregnant, procreate, procreation, profound, proverb, proverbs, provoke-thought, quotation, quotations, quote, quotes, reproduce, reproduction, satire, satirical, saying, sayings, semen, sex, sexual-intercourse, sperm, sperms, the-pill, thought-provoking, thoughtful, thousand

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“A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.”
― Miriam Stoppard

tags: egg-white, miriam-stoppard, semen

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“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: climax, dating, ejeculate, first, foreplay, intercourse, marriage, opposite, order, orgasm, relationships, reverse, semen, sex, sperms

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“The world is your oyster, they say, so fill it with pearls of semen.”
― Trebor Healey, A Horse Named Sorrow

tags: oyster, pearls, semen

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“Chase your dreams just like the sperm chases a woman's egg!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

tags: dream, egg, king-of-words, man, md-ziaul-haque, ovum, semen, sex, sperm, woman

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“তোমার স্বপ্নকে ঠিক তেমন করে তাড়া করো যেমন করে শুক্রাণু একটি মেয়ের ডিম্বাণুকে তাড়া করে!”
― Md. Ziaul Haque

tags: dream, egg, king-of-words, man, md-ziaul-haque, ovum, semen, sex, sperm, woman

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“Blood is thicker than water.......but Semen is thicker than Blood....”
― Ankala Subbarao

tags: blood, semen

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“My ballsack contains Future People. I’m holding a Meet ‘N’ Greet this Saturday in Branson.”
― Jarod Kintz, Eggs, they’re not just for breakfast

tags: absurd, branson, future, humor, meet, meeting, people, semen, sperm

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“The letting of blood, for him, like the letting of semen.”
― Benjamin Percy, Red Moon

tags: blood, semen

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“Male masturbation is not a release, it is a squandering. Anyone who begins to no-fap will soon discover this. Like most things, we have been taught the inverted truth. Abstinence leads to increased testosterone which improves our moods, our sleep, and our motivation.”
― Jack Freestone

tags: abstinence-from-masturbation, freemasons, masturbation, no-fap, no-fapping, nofap, semen, semen-retention, sperm

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“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.”
― Jack Freestone

tags: anal, anal-sex, come-on-your-face, coming, contraception, cum, ejaculation, semen, sex, sperm

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