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“In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?]”
― The Red Pyramid
― The Red Pyramid
“We’ve arrived,” Leo announced. “Time to Split.”
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?”
― The House of Hades
Frank groaned. “Can we leave Valdez in Croatia?”
― The House of Hades
“I was supposed to watch you, yeah. They thought it was weird that Atherton would send his own kid to Hecate, so we wanted to keep an eye on you. No pun intended.” (Archer)”
― Demonglass
― Demonglass
“So the Casnoffs are at Hex Hall. Probably with however many demons they've managed to create. What are they doing there? Throwing a hellacious slumber party?”
― Spell Bound
― Spell Bound
“He hit and fatally injured my innocent and unfortunate uncle whose muttered last words in hospital, before his coma became a full stop, were: 'My God, the buggers've learned to fly...”
― The Wasp Factory
― The Wasp Factory
“Of course they had more chains on him than Scrooge saw on Marley's ghost, but he could have kicked up dickens if he'd wanted. That's a pun, son.”
― The Green Mile
― The Green Mile
“Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.”
― Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs
― Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs
“Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?'
Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'
Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'
I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.”
― Treasure Island
Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.'
Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.'
I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.”
― Treasure Island
“Here's a queer fact: none among the skeletons in your closet are ‘straight’ so expect them to ‘come out’ very, very soon...”
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“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.”
― Bettered by a Dead Crustacean
― Bettered by a Dead Crustacean
“Brody's not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody's not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear...nothing is ever perfectly straight. It's slash.”
― The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody
― The Introspective Debate of Owen Brody
“Don't worry,' he said. 'I'm on your side. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you.”
― Hogfather
― Hogfather
“Sitting comfortably on an old vehicle uniframe in scuffed up boots and a long hoodie so holey it should take up religion.”
― Glitter + Ashes: Queer Tales of a World That Wouldn’t Die
― Glitter + Ashes: Queer Tales of a World That Wouldn’t Die
“Sidetracked,” Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.”
“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,”
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“So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection,”
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“Sidetracked,” Jude butts in. “The point is, we can’t enjoy a woman, unless we enjoy her together. It’s part of the bond. None of us have ever had a woman on our own.” “So if you were a boy band, you’d be One Erection.”
― Four Psychos & Three Trials
― Four Psychos & Three Trials
“You’re playing with fire.” Then she went and jabbed her finger into my gut.
I laughed and dodged away when she came at me again. “Woman,” I warned. “Don’t poke me.”
With a playful laugh, she charged. “Don’t be such a baby. I like it when you poke me.”
As I caught her and imprisoned her arms, I threw my head back and roared with laughter.”
― A Perfect Ten
I laughed and dodged away when she came at me again. “Woman,” I warned. “Don’t poke me.”
With a playful laugh, she charged. “Don’t be such a baby. I like it when you poke me.”
As I caught her and imprisoned her arms, I threw my head back and roared with laughter.”
― A Perfect Ten
“The motivations of desire are obscure even to the desirous, the desiring and the desired.”
― The Golden House
― The Golden House
“I like having sex with Vale,” I blurted. Or maybe not. He froze. The sudden shock of heat in the way he stared at me tunnelled right through to my toes. He growled out a sound of desire that belonged more to an animal than an unshakable man like Vale.
“That one was very personal.” Helki was flexing his fingers, trying not to turn them into fists as he swivelled a dark glower to Vale.
“I liked sex with you too, Beast.” I applauded my own confidence as I managed to keep a straight face. “It was shattering."
Andel groaned, his head falling into his hands. “Tell me she didn’t just make a spinal injury joke.”
― A World of Lost Words
“That one was very personal.” Helki was flexing his fingers, trying not to turn them into fists as he swivelled a dark glower to Vale.
“I liked sex with you too, Beast.” I applauded my own confidence as I managed to keep a straight face. “It was shattering."
Andel groaned, his head falling into his hands. “Tell me she didn’t just make a spinal injury joke.”
― A World of Lost Words
“Excuse me, I must commit Sudoku! Give me a few minutes, please. I have to solve this puzzle.”
― Emberstone Farm 2: A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
― Emberstone Farm 2: A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
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