Signing Quotes

“A contract is only as good as the people signing it.”
― Jeffrey Fry

“No, it did a lot of other things, too.
[turning down fan who asked to kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses”
― James Joyce

“Coach told me once, when I was too busy screwing around to pay attention that the only way he could get through to me, make me hear him was to spell everything out. I wanted you to hear me.”
― Melyssa Winchester, Hear Me Now

“I am available to work in the police body camera department...but I will not be signing a non-disclosure agreement!”
― Steven Magee

“It’s like people immediately imagine me sitting in some gothic, sweeping castle in Edinburgh, a piece of fine bone china full of English tea next to my neat writing station. They think that my car, my purse, my everything was financed by my lucrative but somehow not too time consuming writing career. I’ve even had one guy ask me if my hand cramps at signings. While I wanted to give a snarky, “Yes, just like Tom Brady’s does,” I can’t pull off snarky. My sarcasm immediately goes into b**ch territory”
― Mandy Nachampassack-Maloney