So Funny Quotes

“Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
“Oops,” Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
“Oops?” Connor shouted. “You blew up half the town.”
― Mark A. Cooper, Royal Decree

“I was in a tailspin of confusion I hadn't experienced since the first time I heard George W. Bush speak.”
― Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

“After I chased the werewolf and the vampire out of my office, I changed my clothes.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

“I wrote to you for a year and you never wrote back. I rang you over and over again and you would never come to the
phone. What part of that gives the impression that I didn’t care?
~Jonah Griggs”
― Melina Marchetta, On the Jellicoe Road

“They're really into it, laughing and teasing each other, and I am looking at Pam and thinking once again how she is the most beautiful creature I have ever seen and that if we were back in the olden times she might have been made into a goddess because she is so beautiful. Sometimes I cannot stop my mind. It's scary.”
― James Howe, The Misfits

“I wrote to you for a year and you never wrote back. T
rang you over and over again and you would never come to the
phone. What part of that gives the impression that I didn’t care?
~Jonah Griggs”
― Melina Marchetta, On the Jellicoe Road