Spats Quotes

“The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Young Men in Spats

“Captain Bradbury's right eyebrow had now become so closely entangled with his left that there seemed no hope of ever extricating it without the aid of powerful machinery.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Young Men in Spats

“It went automatically to a heavy-weight mother with beetling eyebrows who looked as if she had just come from doing a spot of knitting at the foot of the guillotine.”
― P.G. Wodehouse

“So I should also pretend you didn't bring up my James Beard Award, like it's something to be ashamed of?" She narrowed her eyes at him. "Sorry you run a conveyor-belt restaurant." Her voice was full of acid, but she blinked, then quickly looked down.
A conveyor-belt restaurant? He deserved her rage, but he'd offered an olive branch and she snapped it in half.
"I know what you think of me, Nina. The only food worth eating costs a month's rent, right? How's that going for you? I heard the LA location is in trouble now, too.”
― Erin La Rosa, For Butter or Worse