Stand Up Comedian Quotes (5 quotes)

“Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“Some so-called comedians are, not funny, but a joke.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Comedians are the most ruthless critics in the world.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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“Humour is healthy for humans.”
― Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words

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