Talk Show Host Quotes

“If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!”
― Craig Ferguson

“My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.”
― Craig Ferguson

“There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.”
― craig ferguson

“I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.”
― Craig Ferguson

“You do you have to be curious about a lot; you have to read your newspapers. If you know too much... that’s dangerous.”
― Larry King

“There are so many temptations out here in Hollywood, and I've got to live my life right and be a role model. I've got to wear a condom, not be promiscuously immoral, and keep cocaine out of my life.”
― Arsenio Hall, Arsenio: A Memoir

“Why don't you get your dick out of your ass and write me some fucking jokes?”
― Arsenio Hall, Arsenio: A Memoir