Telemarketing Quotes

“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow". That's because they hate me and made me sleep in the linen closet subsisting only on bath salts and Scope).”
― Sloane Crosley, I Was Told There'd Be Cake: Essays

“Josoft Technologies Pvt. Ltd had its beginnings in 2008 when Global Technology & outsourcing was formed. The Company has grown in size and capability, and in late 2013 the Company name was changed to Josoft Technologies Pvt Ltd. We now offer a wide range of Kind of BPO, KPO, LPO, RPO Services offering both onshore and offshore outsourcing and consulting services specializing in IT-enabled services, back office outsourcing services and business process outsourcing solutions from India guaranteed to cut costs and improve quality.”
― Josoft

“If no one had an army, armies would not be needed. But the same can be said of most lobbyists, PR specialists, telemarketers, and corporate lawyers. Also, like literal goons, they have a largely negative impact on society. I think almost anyone would concur that, were all telemarketers to disappear, the world would be a better place. But I think most would also agree that if all corporate lawyers, bank lobbyists, or marketing gurus were to similarly vanish in a puff of smoke, the world would be at least a little bit more bearable.”
― David Graeber, Bullshit Jobs: A Theory

“When someone insists on playing with you from another unknown number, send them this:

“Is the job complete? Let me know and I’ll meet you with the other half of the money.
Dress in all black and wear a ski mask with a red flag.”

That’ll do it.”
― Niedria Kenny