Uck It List Quotes

“In Lucy's eyes, a penis that doesn't grow, is a very ungrateful penis.”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List

“I mean, drink driving is bad, drug driving is bad, but what is driving whilst under the influence of a fuc%ing nymphomaniac in your lap? How many years will this get me, if I do manage to keep my eyes on the road and not drive us off it first?”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List

“My life without Lucy, is a prison sentence anyway”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List

“Have you arrived at your happy day by day yet, or are you waiting for a happy ending that will never actually arrive? There's no happy ever after – Only, happy right now!”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List

“Shit – I was going to do it, I didn't want to do it, yet now she's said I don't have to do it, yet wants me to do it again, I don't actually know if I want to do it anymore.”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Uck It List