Ushers Quotes

“So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?”
“Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated.”
― Rusty Fischer, Ushers, Inc.

“An event without an Usher is like a Christmas without Santa.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Wear a clean uniform, and a clean character.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Care for the guests as you would your parents.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Ushers are the backbone of events. Without them, a function can’t run smoothly.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Consider every event you attend as a school, and learn from other Ushers!”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“The duty of an Usher is to serve, not to be servile.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Move around! You are not a monument; you are an Usher.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“A good Usherette renders ushering services; not her body, not her address, not her number.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook

“Where two or three are gathered, a seemingly difficult task gets done.”
― Utibe Samuel Mbom, The Event Usher’s Handbook