Wanker Quotes

“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Roberts knocked, heard: ‘Enter.’ Thought: ‘Wanker.”
― Ken Bruen, A White Arrest

“It's fucking Donald Trump-level wankerdom.”
― Tom Ellen, Freshers

“How did it feel, Fliss? Knowing I was watching that little tosser taste you? Knowing I was watching when you wrapped your lips around the that Sam bloke’s cock?”
― Sibylla Matilde, Wild Irish Envy

“There are three types of wanker in this world. There’s the ones you pity, the sad, boring type of wanker who life always seems to enjoy torturing. Not me. Then there’s the irritating types of wanker, the one whose only job in life is to stop the rest of us enjoying our three score years and ten. Again, not me. Finally, you have the show-offs. The posers. The I’m better than you, fuck everything and everyone twice, type of wankers. I prefer the term ambitious, but whatever the label, we’re the ones you’d better keep your eyes on.”
― Ed Westwick (Vincent Swan, White Gold)