Wanking Quotes

“A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.”
― George R.R. Martin

“Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“So, you love the west," Tucker said.
"Sure do."
"Then it's a stupid love you got."
"How you figure?" I asked.
"'Cause the west don't love you back, son," Tucker said. "You're just whacking off in the sand. Sure, it feels all right, but you'll end up with nothing to show for it and just having to do it again. Plus, it ties up a perfectly good hand that you might be using for somethin' else.”
― Percival Everett, God's Country