Washing Machine Quotes

“Normal is a setting on a washing machine.”
― Christopher Barzak, The Love We Share Without Knowing

“What is normal anyways, it’s just a setting on a washing machine.”
― Steph Macca, Unhinged

“Soap operas have the same hypnotic power as witnessing clothes turning in a washing machine - if you don't look away quickly, you'll be watching until the end.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Washing machine failure has become a common thing these days. And get everything done right on its time. but no one thinks that For how long will this be good? Within a few days it gets worse again. Because the reason for this is not getting good services or repairs. Because the masons who fix it do not fix it properly. So it gets bad again. But now you have no need to worry. Because My Homey brings you the best technicians and a promising team. who will give you such services That all the problems of your washing machine will be removed in one go and it will support you for a long time.”
― My Homey

“Thank goodness the machines were basic rather than those intimidating front loader types with space-age digital displays. A few years ago, when Bernice had to replace her old washing machine, she'd had a heck of a time finding something with regular, uncomplicated knobs. In her opinion, the more bells and whistles, the sooner it would break.”
― Talya Tate Boerner, Bernice Runs Away

“She stuffed her white load into the machine first and opened the package of laundry pods she'd purchased at Walmart.... She removed a pod and inspected the interesting, squishy thing. Last year, some crazy teens had dominated the news after eating pods on a dare. In no way did it look edible. Good old common sense disappeared a bit more with each generation.”
― Talya Tate Boerner, Bernice Runs Away