Wheezy Waiter Quotes

“Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.”
― Craig Benzine

“This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?”
― Craig Benzine

“Sure relationships can be fun at first, but then you get to know each others quirks, and those quirks become quarks, and those quarks combine and become hadrons and scientists love to combine hadrons in giant hadron colliders and they create black holes!”
― Craig Benzine

“Nature is a porno. Deal with it.”
― Craig Benzine