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Wheezywaiter Quotes

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“Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: bears, funny, tiger, wheezywaiter
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“I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: cake, humor, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“Are imperfections is which make we grate.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: funny, imperfection, wheezywaiter
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“Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: failure, humor, wheezy-waiter, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!”
― Craig Benzine
tags: saturn, space, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“Time travel is awesome....And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it...The first time.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: humor, time-travel, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“This quote will self-destruct in....4....3....2...1...Just kidding...Or am I?”
― Craig Benzine
tags: funny, humor, wheezy-waiter, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!”
― Craig Benzine
tags: coffee, funny, wheezywaiter
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“Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: exist, funny, wheezywaiter
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“The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: funny-humor, wheezywaiter
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“Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: cars, humor, wheezywaiter, youtuber
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“Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: humor, wheezywaiter, youtube, youtuber
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“Nature is a porno. Deal with it.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: funny, humor, nature, wheezy-waiter, wheezywaiter
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“If you're gonna lob something, lob love.”
― Craig Benzine
tags: love, wheezywaiter
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