Wimpy Quotes (6 quotes)

“Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.”
― MC Steve

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“Come up to my house sometime for a duck dinner–you bring the ducks.”
― E.C. Segar, Popeye, Vol. 3: Let's You and Him Fight!

tags: duck, funny, wimpy

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“Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I’m going to get my woman.”
― erin mccarthy, Full Throttle

tags: macho, man, scared, wimpy, women

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“How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.”
― Erin McCarthy, Full Throttle

tags: balls, caveman, macho, man, men, scared, wimpy

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“And which one of you wimpy men will be doing the killing?”
― Brad McKinniss, Beast Machine

tags: killing, men, wimpy

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“OSIT, Wimpy's bill due at TGIF!”
― Brian Spellman, We have our difference in common 2.

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