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“Perfect. A woman in heels and a suit hurrying to her car dropped three fat French fries, still warm.”
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened”
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
“Enough, gentlemen, enough! Show a New World marsupial a little respect”
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
― Oswald the Almost Famous Opossum
“Because zombies can’t go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.”
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“Don’t be that neighbor who leaves a reindeer guarding the lawn in March, or you’ll earn yourself a starring role in the violation log.”
― Surviving Your HOA: The Homeowner's Guide to Rules, Fines, and Sanity
― Surviving Your HOA: The Homeowner's Guide to Rules, Fines, and Sanity
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