Homeowners Quotes

“A homeless person should know that many souls feel utterly homeless in spite of living into the bodies of wealthy homeowners”
― Munia Khan

“When Steve Eisman stumbled into this new, rapidly growing industry of specialty finance, the mortgage bond was about to be put to a new use: making loans that did not qualify for government guarantees. The purpose was to extend credit to less and less creditworthy homeowners, not so that they might buy a house but so that they could cash out whatever equity they had in the house they already owned.”
― Michael Lewis, The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine

“Homeowners' Association: the means whereby people who own homes are able to transfer their rights to the neighborhood control freaks.”
― Ron Brackin

“People will hunt obsessively for months or even years to find the right home to live in. When it comes to love though, they expect their future soulmate to appear out of thin air as they enter the next bar or club they go to.”
― Stewart Stafford

“If you are to be a homeowner, you need to do all these things. You need to keep your exterior tidy. After all, it serves as an outward reflection of the stuff going on inside. Doesn't it? If the walls are crumbling, so must be your marriage. If the paint is chipping, so must be your will to live.”
― David Olimpio, This Is Not a Confession

“Don’t be that neighbor who leaves a reindeer guarding the lawn in March, or you’ll earn yourself a starring role in the violation log.”
― Ayn Harding, Surviving Your HOA: The Homeowner's Guide to Rules, Fines, and Sanity