Wine Humor Quotes (18 quotes)

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: abort, abortion, abortion-quotes, abortion-rights, abortionists, accident, accidents, alcohol, alcohol-abuse, alcohol-addiction, alcoholic, alcoholics-anonymous, alcoholism, beer, beer-quotes, beers, car-accident, car-accidents, child, children, condom, condoms, contraceptive, contraceptives, dead, death, drinking, drinking-alcohol, drinking-and-driving, driving, drunk, family, father, infant, infants, kid, kids, mistake, mistakes, mother, parent, parenthood, parents, procreation, reproduction, sex, toddler, toddlers, wine, wine-humor, wine-quotes

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“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”
― Tanya Masse

tags: coffee, coffee-humor, coffee-lovers, comic, comic-strip-mama, humor, wine, wine-humor, wine-lovers

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“WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!”
― Comic Strip Mama

tags: comics, humor, wine, wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!”
― Comic Strip Mama, Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood!

tags: wine, wine-and-duct-tape, wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.”
― Olivier Magny, Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

tags: discernment, greatness, mediocrity, wine, wine-humor

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“Most people whom you may view as wine experts are usually just good at one thing: winemakers are good at making wine, sommeliers at talking about it, and wine journalists at drinking it for free.”
― Olivier Magny, Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

tags: experts, humor, wine, wine-guide, wine-humor, wine-quotes

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“Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!”
― Comic Strip Mama

tags: quotes-about-life, wine, wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!”
― Comic Strip Mama

tags: comics, humor, mom, mom-problems, motherhood, mothers, phobias, wine, wine-humor

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“Pardon my French, but Sauvignon Blanc is one messy bitch.”
― Shea Sanderson, From Cabernet to Zinfandel: Flavors, Pairings, and Personalities of the World's Most Popular Wines

tags: humor, wine, wine-humor, wine-quotes, wine-tasting

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“We can pluck feathers later over some doves and redwater.”
― H.S. Crow

tags: lunora, mediate, mediator, mitigate, webtoons, wine, wine-humor, witty-comeback

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“WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!”
― Comic Strip Mama

tags: comics, funny, humor, wine, wine-humor, wine-love, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“WINE. Because...KIDS!”
― Tanya Masse

tags: comic-strip-mama, humor, motherhood, motherhood-humor, tanya-masse, wine-humor, wine-quotes

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“I Never Met A Malbec I Didn't Like”
― Michael C. Higgins

tags: wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“When you can’t handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it’s time to pack up your bags and quit.”
― Anurag Shourie, Half A Shadow

tags: cocktail, cocktail-quote, cocktail-quotes, cocktails, cocktails-quotes, concoction, quit, wine, wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes, women-quotes

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“The amusement lingered in Ross's eyes as he caught Sophia's wrist, preventing her from leaving. "Stay and finish your champagne, little one," he said softly. "As far as I'm concerned, you may have anything you desire.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Lady Sophia's Lover

tags: ross-cannon, sophia-and-ross, wine-humor

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“When I'm upstairs safe in my apartment, I squat over my frying pan and release their sperm and my shit. I let it simmer over the fire , mixed with wine. As I eat, I play the scene over again in my mind, ingesting each man, one by one.”
― Michael Gira, The Consumer

tags: wine-humor

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“There is no fine water, but plenty of fine wine.”
― Carol Vorvain, OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

tags: wine-humor, wine-lovers, wine-quotes

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“Sober conversations lead to sober topics.”
― Carol Vorvain, OMSARUZ: Humorous tales from Oman, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan

tags: wine-drinking, wine-humor

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