Wiping Quotes

“The COVID-19 pandemic has made abstaining from butt wiping fashionable.”
― Steven Magee

“Abstain from butt wiping, it works for cats and dogs!”
― Steven Magee

“Abstaining from butt wiping is the solution to the COVID-19 toilet paper crisis!”
― Steven Magee

“You know your poop is heading in the right direction when you are clean wiping!”
― Steven Magee

“The best poops clean wipe!”
― Steven Magee

“Wiping a warring city off the map will be a statement to the world, as it was in 1945.”
― Steven Magee

“Thin sheets of warm roti and mana'eesh are best for scooping food from plate to mouth like tactile, edible cutlery, but bread is better for sponging up the delicious detritus from the plate. The soft, open crumb swells with cream or curry sauce, gravy or meat juices, to leave us replete. A Chinese host may take a mopped plate as a sign that more food is needed, yet I would rather think of each painterly flourish as a signature, a thank-you note to the cook.”
― Nigel Slater, A Thousand Feasts: Small Moments of Joy… A Memoir of Sorts