Witty Funny Quotes

“You see, writers traveling to Southeast Asia visit indigenous communities. No writing quest will be complete without some cross-cultural comparisons. This exercise is a decisive moment in every author’s life. Equate it to a photographer meeting his first old man with a wrinkled face or the old lady with heavy earrings dangling from her earlobes.”
― Merlin Franco, Saint Richard Parker

“Aren't you supposed to hate me?" I asked. "I do hate you," Xander replied, happily devouring his third scone. "If you notice, I have kept the blueberry confections for myself and gave you"-he shuddered-"the lemon-flavored scones. Such is the depth of my loathing for you personally and principle.”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

“She was busy trying to stab me to death
with her umbrella and I was busy trying to dodge." He made a little face. "She was better at her stabbing than I was about dodging.”
― Emma Goldrick

“Aren't you supposed to hate me?" I asked. "I do hate you," Xander replied, happily devouring his third scone. "If you notice, I have kept the blueberry confections for myself and gave you"-he shuddered-"the ”
― Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Inheritance Games

“Friends from America!(Translation:"Tourist with Money")Look this way!”
― Amanda Hudson, Coffee, Tea, and Holy Water: One Woman's Journey to Experience Christianity Around the Globe

“She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“Lest the discipline should live up to its lamentable reputation as being little more than speculation, mellifluous ideals, and the disconsolate profligacy of ink, effort, and time, the act of philosophizing must lead somewhere.”
― Jack Abaza, The Definitive Answer to the Meaning of Life