Witty Humor Quotes

“She and Dora are good friends, aren't they? They used to be, as far as I remember."
"They used to be; that's what makes them all the more bitter now. Each feels that she has nursed a viper in her bosom. Nothing fans the flame of human resentment so much as the discovery that one's bosom has been utilized as a snake sanatorium.”
― Saki, The Complete Short Stories of Saki

“Be kind, darling. Or else your Christmas surprise will be socks—warm, woolly revenge.”
― Angelika Regossi