Yelp Quotes

“It's the Yelp effect. Every halfwit who eats food suddenly thinks he's a food critic. And don't get me started on people “reviewing” books they didn't even read. Who needs information, when you can have an uninformed opinion?”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Creeps Don't Know They're Creeps - What Game of Thrones can teach us about relationships and Hollywood scandals

“When your heart starts to feel full again. I love FREE refills, and if a restaurant tries to double charge me, I refuse to write a love poem on their Yelp page.
-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz”
― Karen Quan, liQUID PROse QUOtes

“Real life is like a constant Yelp review, everyone has notes on how the experience could be improved.”
― Abbi Jacobson, I Might Regret This: Essays, Drawings, Vulnerabilities, and Other Stuff

“If you are in a competitive industry, great online reviews are not just nice to have, they are a requirement!”
― Tom Kenemore, Google, Facebook & Yelp Online Review Marketing for Entrepreneurs & Business: Fans On Fire: How to Skyrocket Your Leads, Sales, and Reputation with The Most Trusted Form of Marketing