IT'S SHELLY, BITCH!!! discussion

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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 05, 2008 01:42PM) (new)

usha....usha...usher...sshut up!

I probably shouldnt say this, but i wanna get mauled by a bear
when i think about the devious stuff i do to peoples hair.

it was awesome, but i farted. its not possible for me not to share.

and now im looking for Mccain, and you will never know her name, untill you hear, my queer...

the seven thingz i like about shell! the seven thingz i like about shell! oh, shell!

you're a dame, you got fame; im insecure. you love me, i love her!

you make me laugh, you make me cry. five times i've read The Catcher in the Rye.

your flirts, they squirt, and when i take a leak it motha f***** hurts!

i wanna pee with the guy named joe...

and the 7th thing i like the most about shelly...she makes me cherry jelly.


im awkward and silence as i wait for my dessert.
but what i really want now is a spoonful of yogurt.

when you make it, i will shake it
if you bake it, i'll still take it.

lets be clear: oh, im def. eatin' that, cuz she made it with her blood, sweat and tears...

the seven things i like about shell!

shes a dame, she got fame; im insecure. she loves me, i love her.

she makes me laugh, i make her cry.
instead of potatoes, she just makes fries!

my friends they sweat, just because we met, with a one inch pet!

i wanna be with the chick i know...

and the 7th thing i like the most that she does; she makes me some fudge.

and compared to all the sexii things that would take to long to say,
i probably should mention them f***** anyway...

the sexy things i like about her!

her pears, her thighs, she taste like pie. when she comes over, we get high!

she makes me taff, shes make me sigh. if i wasnt for her i'd probably die.

my rhymes, so fine. our hands, our crimes, and dont forget the pantomime.
i wanna be with the one i know...

and the sexiest thing i like the most about Michelle...ahe rings my f***** bell

usha...usha...(you doo-hoo)

OOO ooo OOO ooo...

OOO ooo OOO (blah blah blah)

OOO ooo OOO ooo

OOO ooo OOO

so...whatcha think of it so far? I mean sure, is it the BEST song/poem ever? No. But I dont see you coming up with something.


P.S. I DONT HAVE TO F****** IMPRESS YOU! I only have to impress shelly lol :P



message 2: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments OMG, JOE!!!! DID YOU MAKE THAT UP??!!!

i have to say, u've got skills with rhyming! I LUUUUV THAT SONG TOOO...the original version. lol

btw, does shelly even get on anymore?


message 3: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 04, 2008 02:36PM) (new)

haha thanks Miriam. I wrote that this morning on the train(he was kinda bored)

Well, in her new apt. her roomie has a laptop and doesnt always let her use it, so shes not on a lot. but we're kinda novel buddies lol. next time she goes online shes gonna flip. i left her 20, count um, 20 messages! maybe even more...


message 4: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments lol you're welcome Joe!

how do u know so much about shelly??? yeah, she's gonna flip if she has to read all that.


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Um...how do I know so much about her, you ask?

**makes you wait an hour for dramtic effect then says**

no comment...


message 6: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments wow, shelly actually has a stalker.

**calls cops**

officer: Hello.
me: yes, i would like to turn in a stalker. he's stalking shelly.
officer: ok. we'll be there soon.
me: HURRY!
officer: don't scream. it hurts my feelings. :(
me: r u serious? time's a waisting!
officer: apoligize first.
me: why?
officer: just apoligize.
me: ok, i apoligize.
officer: thank you. :) now what were u saying?
me: ugh...


message 7: by Homegurl (new)

Homegurl | 7 comments lol wow


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

haha wow thanks mel....can i call u mel?


message 9: by Michelle (new)

Michelle AWW Joe that was so hott! I feel so special


I LOVE U!

and hey .. hey hes not my stalker .. just my lover ;)


message 10: by Michelle (new)

Michelle o oo and i loved all 20 of the eamils .. *sighs* joe spoils me


message 11: by Michelle (new)

Michelle I kno :) Joes 2 good 2 b true.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

what? over text? man, bitch has no class. and you're welcies, shell *hugs you*

and mel, you really think that my parody of 7 things was cute?(and just so you know im milkin this for all that its worth lol)


message 13: by ♥ Rachel♥ (last edited Dec 09, 2008 09:53AM) (new)

♥ Rachel♥   (i_got_a_jar_of_dirt) wow do i feel sorry 4 shelly....


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 09, 2008 12:30PM) (new)

haha very funny song. can u make me a song? haha jk


message 15: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 11, 2008 12:38PM) (new)

really u think he would? watch im gonna come up with my own song its gonna be 100% original.. u? but he barely knows me to rap about me lol


message 16: by Michelle (new)

Michelle I came up with a song for my Joe... it goes to the song Jessies girl ... its an older song .. but if u listen to it and read my song it fits exact :)

*clears throat* For my man...



message 17: by Michelle (new)

Michelle Joey is a friend, yea i kno hes been a good friend of mine, but lately somethings changed that aint hard to define Joeys got himself a girl Yea I went and made him mine
and hes watchin me with those eyes
and I'm lovin him with this body u all kno it
and hes holdin me in his arms late late at nite

u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u wish that u were Joeys girl
I'm glad I found this man right here

So lets all play charades
there doesnt seem to ba reason to cheat
u kno it gets so dirty when we start talkin cute
he tells me that he loves me and I say I love u too


cause hes watchin me with those eyes
and I'm lovin him with this body u all know it
and hes holdin me in his arms late late at night
u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u wish u were Joeys girl
I'm glad I found this man right here


I look in the mirror all the time
wonderin what what more he could b
He's cool he's a pimp with the lines just the way I love him to b

tell me, how did i find me a man like that

u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u want my Joes nuts

u hate cuz hes my man n ur fat
I am Joeys girl
U want a piece of Joeys girl
I'll kick ur ass across the world
cuz i am Joeys girl

Lovezies U!


message 18: by Michelle (new)

Michelle aw thanks lol

Joe is the bestest ever, he ALWAYS makes me smile :)


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

those r funny


message 20: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 20, 2008 08:39AM) (new)

haha its genius shelly! idk which won is more awesome tho joe's or shelly's.. hmm w/e u 2 complete each other lol


message 21: by Michelle (new)

Michelle lol thanks :) i tried


message 22: by [deleted user] (last edited Dec 22, 2008 10:01AM) (new)

well i think u did a little more than tired. that was hott.. u shuld b a rapper lol


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

haha she shuld right she can make a lot of money


message 24: by Crystal (new)

Crystal Very cute!!! i wish i had someone to do things like this for me. Sad thing is i have a bf and he sucks at being romantic. So good job joe!!!


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

LOL


message 26: by Michelle (new)

Michelle Omg I'm so slow at checking these... what's new peoples?


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

xD omg i cant believe that shelly actually graced us with her presence


message 28: by Michelle (new)

Michelle I know Ive been pretty bizy lately. I take it you missed me.


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

*gets all emotional*

shelly!


message 30: by Michelle (new)

Michelle lol I guess so ... Well its nice to be missed. :)


message 31: by [deleted user] (new)

*blows nose on your sleeve*

dont ever leave us like that again!...you didnt even call or anything *sniff*


message 32: by Michelle (new)

Michelle LMAO thats pretty gross... my cat sneezed in my face this morning. that's what I was reminded of :P


message 33: by Karielle (new)

Karielle haha ew


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

lol ewwwwwww!!! cat sneezes >-<

wet!


message 35: by Michelle (new)

Michelle yeah cat sneezes are gross...

I'm gonna put this one last time....

PLEASE!!! I mean PLEASE do NOT invite me to anymore groups... this includes tv show groups and bands!!
I don't really have the time to participate in these discussions. Sorry to burst all your bubbles, but I will not respond, and I'd rather not join groups for no reason. I will continue to respond to a few posts in the current groups I am involved with, but no mre. Thank you all :)

If I continue to receive these invites I will DE-friend you.

Lovezes
Shelly :)


message 36: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 22, 2009 03:43PM) (new)

LMFAO finally someone had the ballz to say that *stands up and starts to clap for shelly*


message 37: by Michelle (new)

Michelle *dusts off her hands* That oughta do it .. I just deleted Miriam and Greer... its so annoying i say NO MORE and they keep going.. lata bitches


message 38: by Karielle (new)

Karielle ah! hahahahaha that's funnyyy


message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

lol wow, thats gangsta yo *flashes gang signs*


message 40: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments Shelly wrote: "*dusts off her hands* That oughta do it .. I just deleted Miriam and Greer... its so annoying i say NO MORE and they keep going.. lata bitches"

YOU DELETED ME???


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

*drama*


message 42: by Michelle (new)

Michelle yes, what did I say? I said... If someone keeps inviting me to groups I'll delete them. I'm sorry I just can't keep up with all the invitations. I'm not on much, but I still have your email. You can still talk to me on there, or send me things. LOL i'm sorry really ...but Shelly's drunk right now too... *giggles* aren't I good at drunk typing? lol :) No really i'm sorry LOL


message 43: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments lol it's ok. i was just shocked for a moment.


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

*sigh* so no cat fight :'(


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

what a rip-off!


message 46: by [deleted user] (new)

wait, what i miss?

ps i <3 shelly!


message 47: by ♠Miriam♠ (new)

♠Miriam♠ (mirizzle) | 10 comments Jo-sofh wrote: "*sigh* so no cat fight :'("

sadly no. there's not gonna be a cat fight. lol


message 48: by Michelle (new)

Michelle You missed a lot my love... I almost had to drop kick someone.

ps... I <3 Joe!!


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

XD

ps...I <3 Joe & Shelly


message 50: by Michelle (new)

Michelle Lol we flippin rock! *takes a bow*


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