IT'S SHELLY, BITCH!!! discussion
7 things
OMG, JOE!!!! DID YOU MAKE THAT UP??!!! i have to say, u've got skills with rhyming! I LUUUUV THAT SONG TOOO...the original version. lol
btw, does shelly even get on anymore?
haha thanks Miriam. I wrote that this morning on the train(he was kinda bored)
Well, in her new apt. her roomie has a laptop and doesnt always let her use it, so shes not on a lot. but we're kinda novel buddies lol. next time she goes online shes gonna flip. i left her 20, count um, 20 messages! maybe even more...
Well, in her new apt. her roomie has a laptop and doesnt always let her use it, so shes not on a lot. but we're kinda novel buddies lol. next time she goes online shes gonna flip. i left her 20, count um, 20 messages! maybe even more...
lol you're welcome Joe! how do u know so much about shelly??? yeah, she's gonna flip if she has to read all that.
Um...how do I know so much about her, you ask?
**makes you wait an hour for dramtic effect then says**
no comment...
**makes you wait an hour for dramtic effect then says**
no comment...
wow, shelly actually has a stalker. **calls cops**
officer: Hello.
me: yes, i would like to turn in a stalker. he's stalking shelly.
officer: ok. we'll be there soon.
me: HURRY!
officer: don't scream. it hurts my feelings. :(
me: r u serious? time's a waisting!
officer: apoligize first.
me: why?
officer: just apoligize.
me: ok, i apoligize.
officer: thank you. :) now what were u saying?
me: ugh...
haha wow thanks mel....can i call u mel?
AWW Joe that was so hott! I feel so special I LOVE U!
and hey .. hey hes not my stalker .. just my lover ;)
o oo and i loved all 20 of the eamils .. *sighs* joe spoils me
what? over text? man, bitch has no class. and you're welcies, shell *hugs you*
and mel, you really think that my parody of 7 things was cute?(and just so you know im milkin this for all that its worth lol)
and mel, you really think that my parody of 7 things was cute?(and just so you know im milkin this for all that its worth lol)
wow do i feel sorry 4 shelly....
haha very funny song. can u make me a song? haha jk
really u think he would? watch im gonna come up with my own song its gonna be 100% original.. u? but he barely knows me to rap about me lol
I came up with a song for my Joe... it goes to the song Jessies girl ... its an older song .. but if u listen to it and read my song it fits exact :) *clears throat* For my man...
Joey is a friend, yea i kno hes been a good friend of mine, but lately somethings changed that aint hard to define Joeys got himself a girl Yea I went and made him mine and hes watchin me with those eyes
and I'm lovin him with this body u all kno it
and hes holdin me in his arms late late at nite
u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u wish that u were Joeys girl
I'm glad I found this man right here
So lets all play charades
there doesnt seem to ba reason to cheat
u kno it gets so dirty when we start talkin cute
he tells me that he loves me and I say I love u too
cause hes watchin me with those eyes
and I'm lovin him with this body u all know it
and hes holdin me in his arms late late at night
u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u wish u were Joeys girl
I'm glad I found this man right here
I look in the mirror all the time
wonderin what what more he could b
He's cool he's a pimp with the lines just the way I love him to b
tell me, how did i find me a man like that
u kno u wish that u were Joeys girl
u want my Joes nuts
u hate cuz hes my man n ur fat
I am Joeys girl
U want a piece of Joeys girl
I'll kick ur ass across the world
cuz i am Joeys girl
Lovezies U!
aw thanks lol Joe is the bestest ever, he ALWAYS makes me smile :)
haha its genius shelly! idk which won is more awesome tho joe's or shelly's.. hmm w/e u 2 complete each other lol
well i think u did a little more than tired. that was hott.. u shuld b a rapper lol
haha she shuld right she can make a lot of money
Very cute!!! i wish i had someone to do things like this for me. Sad thing is i have a bf and he sucks at being romantic. So good job joe!!!
Omg I'm so slow at checking these... what's new peoples?
xD omg i cant believe that shelly actually graced us with her presence
I know Ive been pretty bizy lately. I take it you missed me.
lol I guess so ... Well its nice to be missed. :)
*blows nose on your sleeve*
dont ever leave us like that again!...you didnt even call or anything *sniff*
dont ever leave us like that again!...you didnt even call or anything *sniff*
LMAO thats pretty gross... my cat sneezed in my face this morning. that's what I was reminded of :P
lol ewwwwwww!!! cat sneezes >-<
wet!
wet!
yeah cat sneezes are gross... I'm gonna put this one last time....
PLEASE!!! I mean PLEASE do NOT invite me to anymore groups... this includes tv show groups and bands!!
I don't really have the time to participate in these discussions. Sorry to burst all your bubbles, but I will not respond, and I'd rather not join groups for no reason. I will continue to respond to a few posts in the current groups I am involved with, but no mre. Thank you all :)
If I continue to receive these invites I will DE-friend you.
Lovezes
Shelly :)
LMFAO finally someone had the ballz to say that *stands up and starts to clap for shelly*
*dusts off her hands* That oughta do it .. I just deleted Miriam and Greer... its so annoying i say NO MORE and they keep going.. lata bitches
lol wow, thats gangsta yo *flashes gang signs*
Shelly wrote: "*dusts off her hands* That oughta do it .. I just deleted Miriam and Greer... its so annoying i say NO MORE and they keep going.. lata bitches"YOU DELETED ME???
yes, what did I say? I said... If someone keeps inviting me to groups I'll delete them. I'm sorry I just can't keep up with all the invitations. I'm not on much, but I still have your email. You can still talk to me on there, or send me things. LOL i'm sorry really ...but Shelly's drunk right now too... *giggles* aren't I good at drunk typing? lol :) No really i'm sorry LOL
lol it's ok. i was just shocked for a moment.
wait, what i miss?
ps i <3 shelly!
ps i <3 shelly!
Jo-sofh wrote: "*sigh* so no cat fight :'("sadly no. there's not gonna be a cat fight. lol
You missed a lot my love... I almost had to drop kick someone. ps... I <3 Joe!!
I probably shouldnt say this, but i wanna get mauled by a bear
when i think about the devious stuff i do to peoples hair.
it was awesome, but i farted. its not possible for me not to share.
and now im looking for Mccain, and you will never know her name, untill you hear, my queer...
the seven thingz i like about shell! the seven thingz i like about shell! oh, shell!
you're a dame, you got fame; im insecure. you love me, i love her!
you make me laugh, you make me cry. five times i've read The Catcher in the Rye.
your flirts, they squirt, and when i take a leak it motha f***** hurts!
i wanna pee with the guy named joe...
and the 7th thing i like the most about shelly...she makes me cherry jelly.
im awkward and silence as i wait for my dessert.
but what i really want now is a spoonful of yogurt.
when you make it, i will shake it
if you bake it, i'll still take it.
lets be clear: oh, im def. eatin' that, cuz she made it with her blood, sweat and tears...
the seven things i like about shell!
shes a dame, she got fame; im insecure. she loves me, i love her.
she makes me laugh, i make her cry.
instead of potatoes, she just makes fries!
my friends they sweat, just because we met, with a one inch pet!
i wanna be with the chick i know...
and the 7th thing i like the most that she does; she makes me some fudge.
and compared to all the sexii things that would take to long to say,
i probably should mention them f***** anyway...
the sexy things i like about her!
her pears, her thighs, she taste like pie. when she comes over, we get high!
she makes me taff, shes make me sigh. if i wasnt for her i'd probably die.
my rhymes, so fine. our hands, our crimes, and dont forget the pantomime.
i wanna be with the one i know...
and the sexiest thing i like the most about Michelle...ahe rings my f***** bell
usha...usha...(you doo-hoo)
OOO ooo OOO ooo...
OOO ooo OOO (blah blah blah)
OOO ooo OOO ooo
OOO ooo OOO
so...whatcha think of it so far? I mean sure, is it the BEST song/poem ever? No. But I dont see you coming up with something.
P.S. I DONT HAVE TO F****** IMPRESS YOU! I only have to impress shelly lol :P